Page 25 is up in case you missed it last week. Page 26 is up now! In the present! Let us live in the moment. Also, I recind my previous comment about not posting anything of subtance, for now I have created this thing that yearns to break free from my head and into the hearts of children everywhere.

To explain its origins would require a command of heraldic customs that my teenage years of playing Team Fortress Classic left me partially lacking in. But I can tell you that he is like Toucan Sam if Toucan Sam were the star of a Lovecraftian rendition of the tooth fairy.

Use him to explain American customs, or to enlighten youth about the electoral college!